Monday, May 24, 2004

Remember the Time

Am I so busy that I don't have time to followthrough on bills, letters, smog tests, RETURNING MY FAMILY's CALLS?!
OR Am I so oddly afraid of living a full complete life that I use work as a drug ...

Sunday, May 23, 2004

Blog Cliques - Edited down

Went to the Improv last night. Worst night of comedy I ever experienced. Kindler was the MC and was disastrous.
There was a woman who was funny, more bizarre actually than funny and did good voices. She had good bits on office jobs and how everyone always tells you at the beginning of a new office job "It's going to be crazy here, we do things a little differently ... hold on for a wild ride!" And things are NEVER different OR WILD... how true. She ended with wouldn't it be great if just once you took a job and all that was true. Something like a bunny takes you on your tour around the office and tells you if you need anything you can find her in the 5th dimension on her lily pad and you should be at lunch at Noon, but there is a time gap or something so really just come back from lunch whenever you can... it was cute.

The last guy, Nick Swartzman (?) was hysterical, he saved the whole night. Great "Got Milk" bit. (We've got it already, don't they know!)

One guy was completely toasted and kept repeating jokes he'd already done. I think it might have been his schtick to be drunk and out of it, but it was NOT funny.

Saw Chris Farley's brother.

I'm so tired of killing spiders...